February 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
1 post
My Entire Wardrobe Smells of Campfire....
October 2010
1 post
My dear feline friend, Nick The Cat, was called to heaven today. He will be sorely missed.
August 2010
1 post
“I’m comin out of my cage and I’m doin just fine, gotta gotta be down...”
February 2010
3 posts
cameronmizell:
“Hung My Head” by Johnny Cash...
January 2010
2 posts
Happy New Year!
Well I sure had a good new years eve! I hope you all did too! I’m proposing that we have a new years eve celebration once a month, at Ian’s house. Is there something wrong with that? Na.
December 2009
2 posts
October 2009
3 posts
September 2009
2 posts
July 2009
2 posts
“I remember we used to have what they called ‘key parties.’ You see,...”
– A guy at the bar reminiscing about the late 60’s and 70’s
May 2009
3 posts
My Jeep
So I finally put auxillary mirror brackets on my new jeep today so I could legally ride doorless. It was extremely fun, and I got a lot of looks from people, and I got a tan. I win! Taste it, Ian!
April 2009
13 posts
“Show me a woman who isn’t jealous of another woman and I’ll show you...”
“When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child… and when I...”
– Bill McNeil
“I remember one time… my father came home from a night on the town which of...”
– Bill McNeil’s Childhood Memories (Newsradio)
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…. It’s just that yours is...”
There comes a time in every friendship when you...
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
ALWAYS SIT AT THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM…. YOU’LL BE CLOSER TO THE DOOR WHEN THE BELL RINGS.
March 2009
3 posts
Wheel Of Fortune
It’s 12:39 am and I’m watching the game show network, an old episode of Wheel of Fortune is on, and I never knew that they did a whole episode with mentally challenged contestants. They are better at solving puzzles than the usual contestants. They should bring this idea back to the table.
February 2009
6 posts
Sweet Dreams
I think I may have visited Heaven last night, and here’s why… In my dream last night I walked down Manchester with Scotty Motown, Joe Motown, Deelo and Ian O’Leary, and we entered this church (I have no idea why.) Once inside we saw that it had stadium seating and we sat in the nosebleed section. This place was packed. So we were listening to the preacher and people started...
It's Official!
Congress passed a bill today that will require me to listen to 4 more months of Digital TV Transition commercials! Thanks Guys!!
January 2009
7 posts
We're Having a Heatwave!
Well folks it has finally warmed up to 28 degrees and it’s sunny outside, and this can only mean one thing… Ian O’Leary is leaving town. St. Louis is going to be nothing but Cotton Candy Clouds and Lollipop Rainbows, and everyone dancing in their mirrors with their toothbrushes from here on out!!
I Six Yeals Old!
Today I decided to revert back to the six year old Andy, because I realized that the Andy of 16 years ago had the world by the balls, received endless compliments on his devilish good looks, and he saw through all of the bulls***. The six year old Andy saw things for how they were and didn’t sugar coat them. The 6 year old Andy hated girls because he knew they were gross and annoying as...
Ever Lose a 20 dollar bill?
So I went out tonight to my stompin’ grounds “The Sports Attic” to celebrate my friend Ethan’s 21st birthday without my wallet, but I had at least 50 bucks in my pocket, so I was legit (too legit to quit). I bought shots and pitchers until I reached into my pockets…. The Andrew Jackson that I put into my pocket before leaving was not there! I retraced my steps, and I...
“A Little Hard Work Never Killed Anybody. But Why Take The Risk?”